Want to write a book? Well here is your chance to see what it is like.
So, this idea came to me as I am the father of three small children and work full time, and try to not bug my wife all the time! I am a published author and coming from nothing and still in the scheme of things I am still a nobody, I got my first bad book review!
I was not that shocked but it did give me time to think of all the crap and hardship I went through in writing, trying to get published, starting a small publishing house, and with my oh-so-calm-life this person seems to think that saying my book was... wait for it... THE WORST BOOK EVER! would break my heart. I look at this like a football player looks at a disapproving fan. If you can do it better, then by all means.
I will give her the grammar thing, but that is all, we all know, well maybe you don't. I suck at spelling and grammar, so if this blog offends your perfect English, well I do not care. I found a great editor and therefore she will fix anything in my books I need done, or so I hope.
In the light of new ideas I thought it would be fun to write a book on this here blog with all of you my 5 readers to look on and laugh at me and see just what it takes to do this thing we call writing!
The name of the book, believe it or not is: THE WORST BOOK EVER! ...as seen on Amazon.com
I hope you like it, never mind, I hope you hate it and never read the book or buy it, Ha! Did I trick you?
To start this thing off I am sitting here with my back about to go out AGAIN! Don't know why, but I am in pain and am whining all about it, anyway... The first thing is to have a good subject.
Sweet, we got a dandy of a great subject! The life in the crazy life of a wanna be writer. Then I sit down and think of how I am going to layout this book, Chapters, yes, maybe section breaks like book one and book two, not sure on this one. I guess this can be part of the introduction, and each blog will be part of a chapter and off we go!
I hope this helps someone out there, or maybe I am only doing this in order to help myself, I think it will be a great outlet to rant about stupid people and the masses of readers that only want the next NYT bestsellers, TRY SOMETHING NEW! You might like it...