Most of the time I write thrillers and young adult type stuff. People die and they can be dark and scary at times. Thus I decided to write a funny book based on the idea that it could be fun to read a bad book on purpose. Yeah...you got it right... Like Sharknado vs CSI Miami.
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Fictitious Praise and Reviews for Cliché by Aaron Patterson & Nora Robb
“If you could only read one book this year you MUST read Cliché. It over promises and under delivers… masterful in so many ways!”
—James Patterson, #1 international bestselling author of over a million, billion novels in every genre
“Cliché will be the next blockbuster movie of all time, and I will produce it, or my name isn’t Mark Wahlberg!”
—Mark Wahlberg, World famous actor, and the producer of just about every show out there worth watching
“Aaron Patterson? Never heard of her…”
—Chuck Norris
“GGWWWRGHH… AARRGWWWGGHHAA.”
—Chewbacca (Chewie)
“This novel terrified me. I found myself up late at night thinking about it why the Dark Tower series is taking so long to be made into a movie—You made sure to put in a plug for the Dark Tower movie right? Just making sure…”
—Stephen King, #1 New York Times bestselling author and all around good guy
“After reading Cliché last night I stayed up all night and wrote 42 new songs!”
—Taylor Swift
“I would love to write a thriller…”
—J.K. Rowling, Author of the Harry Potter series and I think one other book
“If I were to write a book about myself, it would have to stand at a 45 degree angle and pause for dramatic effect just before putting on a pair of sunglasses. Looks like Cliché closes the book on that deal…………………………… lets just hope there is enough paper to print the masterpiece.”
—Horatio Caine, CSI Miami
“If I ever was going to read a book, I’d read Cliché. I’ve got to go but—I’ll be back!”
—Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I laughed so hard that I wet myself!”
—Jimmy Fallon
If this sounds like something you might like to read, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy. Let me know what you think, if you want more or if I should stop for the love of all that is holy!
Now for all of you readers out there... what am I reading? Glad you asked. Right now I am reading WOOL and let me tell ya....AMAZING! But don't take my word for it... You can get it on AMAZON
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Author Aaron Patterson: Blog: The Worst Book Ever.
